Sunday Funnies

“Average” Olympians

Bill Murray suggests that each Olympic event should have a competitor of average ability - for reference. Imagine my floor routine in women's gymnastics, in whi... Read More...

Fish Out of Water

We can’t get the hang of our sprinklers. We moved to California from New Jersey about six months ago, and everything’s weird. But the thing that hangs us up ... Read More...

The Children’s Zoo

We were headed to the Children’s Zoo. I wanted to see majestic lions and elegant giraffes. I wanted to see patient parents point to a monkey in a tree over and ... Read More...